|Quick Stanley, close your eyes! |
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|“||The Narrator is not present for most of this ending... or is he?||”|
|Escape Pod Ending|
|To infinity, and-NOPE.|
|Location||Door to the left of Stanley's office|
|Narration||Escape Pod Ending/Narration|
Obtaining the Ending
Exit Stanley's Office. At the 2 doors, pick the one on the left. Once you get to the staircase, go up to the Boss's Office. Enter his doors slowly, and quickly step back when they begin to close. Walk back towards Stanley's office. His office door will remain closed, but a new door should be open just in front of it. Enter the door. Then, ascend several flights of stairs until you reach floor 760, Walk through the door and approach the Escape Pod.
Note: The ending will break if you enter the right door first, then traverse to the left door. You can break the ending by jumping out of the window. Sometime the narrator lets you go back to your office without triggering the Coward Ending; if you do that during the ending, the ending will break again. You can also break the ending if you get the L shaped office.